Bailey the Schnauzer's Diaries

 

Dear Mom,

I don't know why you thought it would be a good idea to take me out on a kayak this past weekend.  You know I'm not a fan of swimming in deep, chilly water.  Every time I moved, which I did often because I was scared, you thought we would flip.  Mostly I just whimpered and cried, especially when I saw dad and your brother out on a canoe fishing.  I thought they needed saving and I couldn't get to them.  Next time, think about how cold that water is before you start paddling.

Loving adventures, but not this one,

Bailey, the Schnauz

Bailey Diaries

 Dear Mom and Dad, 

I am the cutest pup you will ever see and you know it.  This forces you to give me extra treats and treat me like a human.  I love it when you let me lay on my back in your lap, especially if you rub my tummy. 


Love,
Bailey